“25 of the Best Nurse Pick Up Lines (Part 1)”

25 lines that require both anatomy knowledge and poor judgment to deliver.

1. Don’t be too sweet. I might get diabetes.

2. You are sodium and I am H2O. Wherever you go, I go.

3. You have nice veins. Can I pick up your line?

4. I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.

5. I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin -- you make me want to behave and actually pay attention.

6. If you were a laser, you’d be set on “electrifying.”

7. I’m manic-depressive when it comes to you. You calm me down and cheer me up.

8. I think I’m developing tics. I can’t stop winking at you.

9. Do you have my other lung? I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

10. You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium, and uranium. Because “I LiKE U.”

11. I love the way you make me vasodilate.

12. You really turn me on -- q 2 hours.

13. My vestibulocochlear nerve must be damaged. I keep falling for you.

14. Is that my olfactory nerve, or do you just really smell that good?

15. Are you doing Valsalva on me? You just made my heart stop.

16. Can you be my proximal? I don’t want to be distal to you.

17. My body goes into full RAAS every time I see you. (Renin-Angiotensin-Aldosterone System, for the uninitiated.)

18. Even my heart murmurs “I love you.”

19. Are you my SA node? You’re the only reason my heart keeps beating.

20. I am actin and you are myosin -- together we slide.

21. I am hemophilic for you. You paint my world red.

22. I am developing astigmatism. When I’m with you I can see clearly.

23. I don’t want an apple a day. I want you to stay.

24. My heart’s ejection fraction goes up every time you walk in the room.

25. I love the way you make me vasodilate. (Worth saying twice.)