Top 5 Things Patients Do That Annoy Nurses!

Nursing is not all saving lives and deep patient connections. Every nurse has patients they adore and patients they cry over. Every nurse also has the patient who talks down to them and makes a 12-hour shift feel twice as long. Some patients are openly disrespectful. Others have no idea they are making the job harder. Either way, here are the five that wear on us most.

1. Abusing the call button

I just asked if you needed anything. You said no. I left, finally sat down, and BAM, the call light. That light is part of the job, but it is never more grating than the moment I get off my feet for the first time in eight hours. Tell me what you need when I am in the room, not the second I sit. Same goes for pushing it for things you can do yourself, pushing it over and over, and getting angry about a five-minute wait when you have already pushed it six times for a cup of water. Be patient unless it is an emergency. Your nurse has other patients leaning on that same light.

The best thing a patient can be for a nurse is patient and understanding. Nursing runs thankless most days, and we remember the people who cut us a break. The shortage makes it worse. As the workforce ages into retirement, there are not enough nurses to fill the gap, so the ones still on the floor work longer hours and carry more patients than before.

2. Crying to the doctor

Good news overnight: you told me your pain was well controlled. Then the doctor walks in and suddenly you were writhing in agony all night. Whatever the reason for two different stories, lying about your symptoms helps no one. If you are in pain, tell your nurse and we will do everything we can to manage it. If you are not, tell us so we know the treatment is working.

Your nurse fought through nursing school and works the frontline of your care. Griping to the doctor about things your nurse handles only makes the job harder. The doctor diagnoses and orders treatment. The nurse carries it out. If pain management is not working, be honest with both of us.

3. Family stepping in

Nurse: "What is your pain level?" You: "..." Wife: "It's a six." Nurse: "..."

Family and partners matter. Roughly 63 million Americans now serve as family caregivers for an ill or disabled relative, and patients need them for comfort and support through a hard stretch. But some relatives overstep. Parents and spouses are the usual culprits, almost always from a good place. Here is the catch: the patient knows more about their own body, their own bowel movements, than anyone else in the room. The answer is more accurate coming from them. If the patient is alert and able to answer, let them. That is how the nurse gets the truth.

4. Self-diagnosing

Any sentence that opens with "Well, I Googled it" or "WebMD says" is probably wrong and definitely annoying. Trust that years of schooling and real work experience outrank a search bar. You and the internet teaming up on a diagnosis usually lands on the rarest, scariest condition that "fits perfectly," and statistically the common explanation is the right one.

The internet is a remarkable tool, and there is nothing wrong with reading up before an appointment. The problem starts when you walk in convinced of what your symptoms mean, because that conviction clouds the information we need to actually help you. Do your research, then keep an open mind. Your fatigue is almost certainly not lupus.

5. Being an ingrate

You belittle me, throw things, ignore safety precautions, and treat the hospital like a hotel. I do not know what happened to make you treat a stranger this way, but I will still do my job and get you healthy. Some patients are simply taxing, and good intentions go a long way when the ones with bad intentions try to ruin the shift.

Here is the part worth holding onto: most patients genuinely try to be kind and understanding, even when they are unknowingly a little annoying. That is exactly why the one patient who says thank you, asks about your day, or makes you laugh is such a gift. Next time you are face to face with a nurse, be that patient.